Monday, 9 April 2012

Store Your Breasts

A hilarious extract which my mother just read out to me from the Idiot Proof Diet book (p99):

"If you have breasts larger than a 34C, put them in a bin bag. You don't have to throw them away: just store them for the time being. On the other hand, if you're confident with a pair of scissors..."

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